…their presence was his courage, and the reason he was able to keep putting one foot in front of the other.
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
british person: wot is ur fauvourouriute coulourur? x
The TARDIS in New Earth
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”